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Women In Front Of Me After She Is Handed This Card AND A Stand For It: So, do I sit down and they’ll bring my food to me?
Me (on the inside): No. You keep coming up to the register with the stand and card, place it down, ring a bell, and sing, “Hi diddle dee dee! I’m here for ninety three!” until you get your food. Oh. And you take the card and stand with you when you’re done since you upsized. It’s their way of saying, “Thank you. We appreciate you. Hopefully you will place this in a spot of great import in your foyer so all that enter see it and know of our eternal bond.”
Me (on the outside): Yes.

Women In Front Of Me After She Is Handed This Card AND A Stand For It: So, do I sit down and they’ll bring my food to me?

Me (on the inside): No. You keep coming up to the register with the stand and card, place it down, ring a bell, and sing, “Hi diddle dee dee! I’m here for ninety three!” until you get your food. Oh. And you take the card and stand with you when you’re done since you upsized. It’s their way of saying, “Thank you. We appreciate you. Hopefully you will place this in a spot of great import in your foyer so all that enter see it and know of our eternal bond.”

Me (on the outside): Yes.