A developer feels the need to get cute and the residents are forced to deal with a lifetime of this.
Pizza Guy: And what’s the address?
Him: 1528 Soiree Way.
Pizza Guy: 1528?
Him: Soiree Way.
Pizza Guy: …
Him: Soiree. Like the party.
Pizza Guy: Like which party?
Him: Soiree means party.
Pizza Guy: …
Him: …
Pizza Guy: So S-W-A-R-A-Y?
Him: No. S-O-I-R-E-E.
Pizza Guy: …
Him: …
Pizza Guy: S…
Him: It’s like “sorry” but with an “I” instead of the first “R” and two “E”s instead of a “Y.”
Pizza Guy: …
Him: …
Pizza Guy: S…
Him: I’ll pick it up.
Ag
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Why are some people so stupid? Really? You’ve never seen the word soiree? Or you could, you know, just WRITE DOWN THE...
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