Well, That's Just Great

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Feb 6
Ducky: Time to rinse.
Me: Not yet, Duck.
Ducky: Time to rinse.
Me: Nope. The shampoo needs to soak in for five minutes.
Ducky: It’s been on me for half an hour!
Me: Thirty seconds. Dogs have no sense of time.
Ducky: That’s a myth. Time to rinse.
Me: Not yet.
Ducky: Do you enjoy the smell of wet dog, you sicko!?
Me: Relax.
Ducky: I think I have pneumonia.
Me: Really? What’s pneumonia?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I’m cold.
Me: I know. Soon.
Ducky: Time to rinse.
Me: Not yet. 
Ducky: What’s it going to take to get you to get me out of this tub?
Me: …What have you got?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: I lack funds for payment and goods or services for bartering.
Me: Thought so. Soak.
Ducky: You’re a cruel man.
Ag 

Ducky: Time to rinse.

Me: Not yet, Duck.

Ducky: Time to rinse.

Me: Nope. The shampoo needs to soak in for five minutes.

Ducky: It’s been on me for half an hour!

Me: Thirty seconds. Dogs have no sense of time.

Ducky: That’s a myth. Time to rinse.

Me: Not yet.

Ducky: Do you enjoy the smell of wet dog, you sicko!?

Me: Relax.

Ducky: I think I have pneumonia.

Me: Really? What’s pneumonia?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I’m cold.

Me: I know. Soon.

Ducky: Time to rinse.

Me: Not yet. 

Ducky: What’s it going to take to get you to get me out of this tub?

Me: …What have you got?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: I lack funds for payment and goods or services for bartering.

Me: Thought so. Soak.

Ducky: You’re a cruel man.

Ag