Well, That's Just Great

ventriloquiet:

once i break up with people i refuse to call them by their names and just refer to them as ‘my ex-boyfriend’

I do a similar thing, but I refer to my exes as “that Victoria’s Secret Angel, whatshername? You know, the one who breaks up with guys if they’re just too well endowed and rich?”

I also tell people I live in a castle and have super strength.

Ag

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