Well, That's Just Great

holycheeseandcrackers:

If, like me, you have the emotional development of half a brick, and life in fear of a third party’s inexplicable ability to manipulate your emotions, I’m guessing that you’ve been having some difficulty in finding Valentines cards to suit you.

Because let’s face it, you not only would never say half the bullshit on those things, you also just plain don’t have the emotional depth to even admit to feeling them.

With that in mind, I took it upon myself to think of the greatest things that I would ever possibly say to another human being, and turned them into Valentines cards.

You’re welcome.

Is it any wonder why holycheeseandcrackers is one of my favorite tumblr people?

Ag

Reblogged 3 months ago from bollywoodgaga (originally from holycheeseandcrackers)
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    thedisneyhipster:holycheeseandcrackers:...If I could handle giving one of these to...
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    This is so accurate it’s scary haha. Except,
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  15. perpetuallyfriendzoned reblogged this from beneca-crane and added:
    Legit my valentine to Logan was “I don’t always hate you, sometimes I even call you my friend”
  16. beneca-crane reblogged this from blacksheepgeneration and added:
    All things here are accurate and factual.
  17. yourethepeetatomybread reblogged this from blacksheepgeneration and added:
    I concur, especially with the food thing — If I let you have a few fries, you are golden pretty much.
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    My reasons for reblogging are threefold: These Valentines are hilariously perfect. These comments are frighteningly...
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    I can’t even tell you how hard I laughed at this post. It’s just so accurate. I feel so articulate with words but then...
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