Special Reblog Thursday: Because I got to tell it again today to make a valid teaching point!
Do you know why boxers refrain from sex in the weeks leading up to a championship fight?
Because they don’t like each other that way.
This is my favorite joke to tell when someone finds out that I’m “funny” and says, “Tell me a joke.” I like it because I believe the key to getting a laugh is the pause between the two lines and the delivery of the punchline. It also dances on the wonderful line between stupid and clever.
By the way, I am against capital punishment in all cases except in the situation where some dips*** says, “Tell me a joke!”