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“Christ Alive! World Ministries?” Um, I’ve been away from the church for awhile, but if I did go back I don’t think I’d pick a one that actually uses God’s name in vain in their name. Although that is the silliest commandment. So maybe I would worship at a place called something like “God DAMN! I Can’t Believe It’s Church!” Just for the T-shirts. Ag

“Christ Alive! World Ministries?”

Um, I’ve been away from the church for awhile, but if I did go back I don’t think I’d pick a one that actually uses God’s name in vain in their name.

Although that is the silliest commandment. So maybe I would worship at a place called something like “God DAMN! I Can’t Believe It’s Church!” Just for the T-shirts.

Ag

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  1. iamjustcara said: I cackled out loud. I’d totally buy a shirt from “God DAMN! I Can’t Believe It’s Church!”
  2. tonyburgess said: Some non-denominational church names leave me scratching my head. You are not the only one who kind of feels like this.
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