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Thanks for the wraning. Tarffic was afwul.  (at Ocoee Fla)

Thanks for the wraning. Tarffic was afwul. (at Ocoee Fla)

In Olaf’s defense, it is a confusing sign. #olafsummervacation #pull #dontpull (at Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular)

In Olaf’s defense, it is a confusing sign. #olafsummervacation #pull #dontpull (at Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular)

tongue-twister:

The most beautiful thing I’ve read today by far.

You taste like growing old and dying.

With a hint of Alzheimer’s at the end.

Ag

(Source: kanyewestcoast)

How Trader Joe's selects new locations.
Pam: We're thinking about placing our new Trader Joe's right here (points at map)
Steve: Is it a location with a parking lot that cannot possibly support our needs?
Pam: Yup. Parking lot is far too small and terribly designed.
Steve: PERFECT!
Gotta love a place that thought, “How can we top the sizzling fajita pan of smoky death? AH HA! PUT IT A BUBBLING CAULDRON MADE FROM A HOLLOWED OUT METEORITE!! AND GIVE EXTRA TORTILLAS!!!” (at Rocco’s Tacos and Tequila Bar Orlando)

Gotta love a place that thought, “How can we top the sizzling fajita pan of smoky death? AH HA! PUT IT A BUBBLING CAULDRON MADE FROM A HOLLOWED OUT METEORITE!! AND GIVE EXTRA TORTILLAS!!!” (at Rocco’s Tacos and Tequila Bar Orlando)

The amazing part is that he only did it because he got impatient waiting for his soldering iron to warm up.

The amazing part is that he only did it because he got impatient waiting for his soldering iron to warm up.

culby:

memeguy-com:

Im not sure its wise to share a Coke with an ancient ultra-powerful malignant entity from another dimension

We have to cross the Sodastreams.

Pepsi and Coke! Living together!

culby:

memeguy-com:

Im not sure its wise to share a Coke with an ancient ultra-powerful malignant entity from another dimension

We have to cross the Sodastreams.

Pepsi and Coke! Living together!

memeguy-com:

Im not sure its wise to share a Coke with an ancient ultra-powerful malignant entity from another dimension

memeguy-com:

Im not sure its wise to share a Coke with an ancient ultra-powerful malignant entity from another dimension

wellthatsjustgreat:

Don’t worry. It’s not sexist. The restroom on the right is filled with water and the one on the left has parrot stands and wooden leg accessible stalls.  (at Lazy Flamingo II Inc)

And for what it’s worth I’m always disappointed when seafood based restaurants eschew the “Buoys” and “Gulls” option.

wellthatsjustgreat:

Don’t worry. It’s not sexist. The restroom on the right is filled with water and the one on the left has parrot stands and wooden leg accessible stalls. (at Lazy Flamingo II Inc)

And for what it’s worth I’m always disappointed when seafood based restaurants eschew the “Buoys” and “Gulls” option.