Ducky: I’m beginning to think you just do this for the picture and an easy post.
Me: No. I wanted to give you another bath before we went on our trip. The Lady’s sister and mother will both be taking care of you while we’re gone. We want to make sure you’re all clean and good smelling for them.
Ducky: Dog sniffing hobbyists, are they?
Ducky: Hey, I like a good dog sniff myself. Not judging. But do they have something against the pure and natural aroma of…
Me: You’re a little stinky.
Ducky: And you’re old and not getting any younger. Would you like to continue exchanging insults or…
Me: I’m sorry, Duck. We’re just trying to make a good impression. Don’t want you to get a reputation for being stinky.
Ducky: I am who I am. What others think of me has no impact on my sense of self.
Me: I admire your attitude. But I think you really just don’t like baths.
Ducky: The two feelings are not mutually exclusive.
Me: I’m sorry. We’re almost done.
Ducky: So you promise we needed to do this?
Ducky: It wasn’t just for the post?
Ducky: So what is tonight’s post going to be about?
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: Uh huh. I love you, Daddy.
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In the final stages of preparation Sunday’s half marathon!
And by “final stages of preparation” I mean going, “Oh crap. I have a half marathon this weekend!”
But as of Sunday afternoon Gizmo and I will be INTERNATIONAL runners!
Very, very, slow international runners.
This is why if a flying squirrel ever asks you, “Do you know where I hide my nuts?” you just keep walking.
Worry pretends to be necessary but serves no useful purpose — Eckhart Tolle (via purplebuddhaproject)
which would be a lot easier if people weren’t such fucking morons.
Do you still perform autopsies on conversations you had lives ago? — Donte Collins (via paintdeath)
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(Source: blackinlife, via escapemyworld0223)
As a receiver you catch the ball with your legs more than anything else. — Cris Collinsworth with tonight’s entry in the “Incredibly Stupid Things That Cris Collinsworth Really Actually Said…Seriously” hall of fame.