Well, That's Just Great

Apr 24

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Psst. Hey, Lady.
Me: Leave her alone Ducky. She’s not going to give you any cereal.
Ducky: Can see into the future now, Daddy? 
Me: Generally, no. In this case, yes.
Ducky: I think I would have noticed by now if you were clairvoyant. I’ve known you for over two years.
Me: Ten.
Ducky: …
Me: Time flies when you have no sense of it.
Ducky: That’s a myth.
Me: Regardless, you’re not allowed that kind of cereal.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: This rule is new.
Me: Ten years old.
Ducky: Dang.
Me: You can only have certain cereals. Some are bad for you.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: That’s a rule?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: How about eating cereal in bed? That seems against the rules.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: That’s more of a societal norm.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Looks like society is breaking down. Perhaps we can toast the end of civilization with some unapproved cereals.
Me: ‘Fraid not. Don’t want you to get sick.
Ducky: …
Me:…
Ducky: Treats don’t make me sick.
Me: No. No they don’t. Maybe we should get you one of those.
Ducky: In a bowl with milk?
Me: …
Ducky: Rule or societal norm?
Me: Just weird.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Psst. Hey, Lady.

Me: Leave her alone Ducky. She’s not going to give you any cereal.

Ducky: Can see into the future now, Daddy? 

Me: Generally, no. In this case, yes.

Ducky: I think I would have noticed by now if you were clairvoyant. I’ve known you for over two years.

Me: Ten.

Ducky:

Me: Time flies when you have no sense of it.

Ducky: That’s a myth.

Me: Regardless, you’re not allowed that kind of cereal.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: This rule is new.

Me: Ten years old.

Ducky: Dang.

Me: You can only have certain cereals. Some are bad for you.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: That’s a rule?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: How about eating cereal in bed? That seems against the rules.

Me:

Ducky:

Me: That’s more of a societal norm.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Looks like society is breaking down. Perhaps we can toast the end of civilization with some unapproved cereals.

Me: ‘Fraid not. Don’t want you to get sick.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Treats don’t make me sick.

Me: No. No they don’t. Maybe we should get you one of those.

Ducky: In a bowl with milk?

Me:

Ducky: Rule or societal norm?

Me: Just weird.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Want a special “paw-tographed” copy of our book, "Well, That’s Just Ducky! A Dog Is Man’s Best Therapist?" Head over to wellthats.com  for information on that and on links to all the places you can order our first book! And keep visiting us at "Well That’s Just Ducky" for all the latest Ducky news and a new Ducky post every Sunday at 7:00 p.m. ET!

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Apr 23

Woo Hoo! I’m hoping we can pick a sectional #FreeFurniture IDontCareThatYouSayWeWonPizza (at Tropicana Field)

Woo Hoo! I’m hoping we can pick a sectional #FreeFurniture IDontCareThatYouSayWeWonPizza (at Tropicana Field)

I’m not paying really close attention, but I think if we get five more strikeouts we all get sofas!  (at Tropicana Field)

I’m not paying really close attention, but I think if we get five more strikeouts we all get sofas! (at Tropicana Field)

Tropicana Field tonight. Wrigley Field next week! #WorstToFirst ? #ButWeLikeIt (at Tropicana Field)

Tropicana Field tonight. Wrigley Field next week! #WorstToFirst ? #ButWeLikeIt (at Tropicana Field)

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Apr 22

blazepress:

Avengers in a nutshell.

blazepress:

Avengers in a nutshell.

Target’s activity plane may be dusty but I find that at K-Mart all of the toys are downright filthy. #OneUp (at Target)

Target’s activity plane may be dusty but I find that at K-Mart all of the toys are downright filthy. #OneUp (at Target)

swanky-skeptic:

"You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." -The Credible Hulk

swanky-skeptic:

"You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." -The Credible Hulk

“I like storms. They let me know that even the sky screams too.” — (via getdrunkskeetskeet)

(Source: wofew, via charlieelaine)