Well, That's Just Great

Sep 17

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I think we can all agree that this made downloading iOS 8 totally worth it. 

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I think we can all agree that this made downloading iOS 8 totally worth it.

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Our motto: We’re less dangerous but we try to hurt you harder.
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Our motto: We’re less dangerous but we try to hurt you harder.

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Sep 16

If you’re really mad about the free U2 album on your iPhone…

culby:

wellthatsjustgreat:

you’re officially LOOKING for things to get upset over.

Had they made it opt-in, you’re right. But they just jammed it on your phone/cloud, whether you like U2, rock music, or Spiderman musicals. Imagine someone whose entire music library is hip hop, or vocal jazz, or KPop, who now have Bono popping up whenever they hit shuffle. Yes, it was free, but it wasn’t asked for.

And good god, imagine the reaction if it were a Taylor Swift album.

Annoyed? Fine.

Preferred it not be there? Fine.

Think there could have been a better way to do it? Welcome to the exclusive club of “People Who Can’t Do Shit But Know For Sure How Other People Should Have Done Shit After The Fact.” Enjoy the benefits of membership. I’m the president and we’re always expanding.

But I’ve just reached my tipping point when it comes to privileged butthurt with this one. I’m not talking about finding the opportunity to tweak Apple with snarky tweets and tumblr posts. I’m talking about people who are living such sheltered, privileged lives that something like this, or their iPhone coming on Monday instead of Friday, honestly angers them.

"How dare this happen to me!? TO ME!!!"

wilwheaton:

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wilwheaton:

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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: It’s dinnertime!
Me: No it’s not, Ducky.
Ducky: Yes it is!
Me: Afraid not.
Ducky: I specifically heard you say “Dinnertime!”
Me: The Lady and I are going out for a little bit. I said to her that we need to be home by dinnertime.
Ducky: There it is again! Two dinnertimes! Double foods!!!
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: I think you’re confused about how dinnertime works.
Ducky: Three-sies!
Me: But that’s pretty good counting for a dog.
Ducky: You say, “Dinnertime!” and then you get up and scoop my food into my bowl. Every time.
Me: I say it to announce that it’s dinnertime…
Ducky: Four! Better get started!
Me: Saying, “Dinnertime!” acknowledges dinnertime. It doesn’t trigger dinnertime.
Ducky: I’m going to need a bigger collar.
Me: It’s noon, Ducky. I’m sorry I said that word.
Ducky: What word?
Me: …
Ducky: I may be hungry.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: It’s dinnertime!

Me: No it’s not, Ducky.

Ducky: Yes it is!

Me: Afraid not.

Ducky: I specifically heard you say “Dinnertime!”

Me: The Lady and I are going out for a little bit. I said to her that we need to be home by dinnertime.

Ducky: There it is again! Two dinnertimes! Double foods!!!

Me:

Ducky:

Me: I think you’re confused about how dinnertime works.

Ducky: Three-sies!

Me: But that’s pretty good counting for a dog.

Ducky: You say, “Dinnertime!” and then you get up and scoop my food into my bowl. Every time.

Me: I say it to announce that it’s dinnertime…

Ducky: Four! Better get started!

Me: Saying, “Dinnertime!” acknowledges dinnertime. It doesn’t trigger dinnertime.

Ducky: I’m going to need a bigger collar.

Me: It’s noon, Ducky. I’m sorry I said that word.

Ducky: What word?

Me:

Ducky: I may be hungry.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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If you’re really mad about the free U2 album on your iPhone…

you’re officially LOOKING for things to get upset over.

Sep 15

The John Gruden robot they’ve used the last few years on Monday Night Football is very realistic. Too bad they can’t get the eyes right.

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wellthatsjustducky:

Dinnertime!