March 2012
Anonymous asked: you teach what do you teach?
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: What do you hate for people to ask you? And what is the answer to that question?
TMI Tuesday
Ask away.
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional... →
Well sure! Ag
Anonymous asked: I understand where you're coming from absolutely, but for some people praying isn't a ten second thing. They may do it a lot and be really serious about it. It's not the littlest thing they could do. They really believe it works.
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Daytona 500: The Hidden Challenge
Her: If I was driving I don't think I would be able to keep track of the number of laps.
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: They have someone to do that for them.
Her: In the car with them?
Me: ...
Her: ...
Me: Yes. In the car with them. "Onesies!! Twosies!! Threesies!!!"
Her: So that's a no?
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My agnostic dilemma
Tragedy occurs.
Well meaning people say, “I’m so sorry! You’re in my prayers!”
Translated by me, “I plan to do nothing to actually help in any way. But I will take ten seconds and think, ‘Boy oh boy! I hope things work out for that person.’”
I know people mean well, but it just feels like one of the things I hate most about modern society,...
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
“omg billy crystal is so funny”
– no one (via isitscary)
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Harry Readshaw-Admits to trying to legislate... →
I share this link because I believe it to be legit. Apologies if it turns out to be bogus. I’ll keep looking for news from legitimate sources on this representative’s actions.
It’s good to know that the Republicans haven’t cornered the market on misogyny.
Ag
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Apparently "The British Voice" has done theater.
thebritishvoice replied to your post: Tonight we start the second weekend of “To Kill A Mockingbird.”
No more acting like an ignorant, racist child abuser… Until the post-show depression kicks in and you’ll wish to return to it. Only time, you’ll ever say: “Remember that time I got to be an ignorant, racist child abuser? Good times.”
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cogito-ergo-wtf replied to your post: Tonight we start the second weekend of “To Kill A Mockingbird.”
Wait… I’m confused; I thought you were playing Scout. :-D
I am. We believe in non-traditional casting and liberal directorial discretion in Central Florida Community Theater.
On a related note, be sure to check me out next week as Dorothy in “The Wiz.”
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“Why the cannibalism?”
– Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC tool, asking Jeffrey Dahmer the kind of question that only he (or anyone else in the universe) would think to ask. Thank God for television network journalism. I have no idea why the internet is becoming people’s go-to news source.
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“Strange Man.”
– Keith Morrison, Dateline NBC tool, providing his incisive appraisal of Charles Manson. The FBI profiler he was speaking to agreed.
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Tonight we start the second weekend of "To Kill A...
So after next week I’ll no longer be acting like an ignorant, racist child abuser.
Yep. No more ACTING like one.
(eyes shift left and right)
Ag
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All the cool kids tumbl 'bout pulp
Her: i dont like my mustard with pulp.
Me: i like it extra-pulpy.
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