January 2011
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– ~ Neil Gaiman (via gatekeeper)
Dec 31st
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– ~ Neil Gaiman (via gatekeeper)
Dec 31st
2,781 notes
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“Stop being who you were, and change into who you are.”
– 2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho’s Blog
Dec 31st
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“Stop being who you were, and change into who you are.”
– 2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho’s Blog
Dec 31st
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“Before a new chapter is begun, the old one has to be finished: tell yourself...”
– 2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho’s Blog
Dec 31st
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“Before a new chapter is begun, the old one has to be finished: tell yourself...”
– 2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho’s Blog
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“Nobody plays this life with marked cards, so sometimes we win and sometimes we...”
– 2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho’s Blog
Dec 31st
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“Nobody plays this life with marked cards, so sometimes we win and sometimes we...”
– 2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho’s Blog
Dec 31st
culby asked: How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird? The tame way: unique up on it.
Dec 31st
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culby asked: How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bird? The tame way: unique up on it.
Dec 31st
5 tags
I can't stop
Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge door, let the giraffe out, put the elephant in, then close the door.
Q: The Lion King is having an animal conference. All the animals are there except one, who doesn't show up?
A: The elephant; he is in the fridge.
Q: You have to cross the river where the crocodiles live. You have no weapons and no boats, how do you do it?
A: Just swim across it. The crocs are at the animal conference, remember?
Dec 31st
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I can't stop
Q: How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
Q: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
A: Open the fridge door, let the giraffe out, put the elephant in, then close the door.
Q: The Lion King is having an animal conference. All the animals are there except one, who doesn't show up?
A: The elephant; he is in the fridge.
Q: You have to cross the river where the crocodiles live. You have no weapons and no boats, how do you do it?
A: Just swim across it. The crocs are at the animal conference, remember?
Dec 31st
35 notes
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Ok, one more...
Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
A: Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: He was holding onto the first one.
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: He was watching the first two and thought it was a game.
Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by three falling koalas and a fridge.
Dec 31st
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Ok, one more...
Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree?
A: Someone threw a fridge at him.
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: He was holding onto the first one.
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: He was watching the first two and thought it was a game.
Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by three falling koalas and a fridge.
Dec 31st
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I love good bad jokes.
Q: How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: Four, two in the front two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants.
Q: How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell when there's two elephants in your fridge?
A: They giggle when the door's closed.
Q: How can you tell when there's three elephants in your fridge?
A: It's getting hard to close the door.
Q: How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
Dec 31st
47 notes
I love good bad jokes.
Q: How many elephants fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: Four, two in the front two in the back.
Q: How many giraffes fit in a Mini Cooper?
A: None, the Mini Cooper's full of elephants.
Q: How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell when there's two elephants in your fridge?
A: They giggle when the door's closed.
Q: How can you tell when there's three elephants in your fridge?
A: It's getting hard to close the door.
Q: How can you tell when there are four elephants in your fridge?
A: There's a Mini Cooper parked outside.
Dec 31st
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2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho's Blog →
I’ll be posting some quotes from this today, but good reading for anyone who is using the end of the year as an opportunity to turn the page, and especially for those who should be but are having trouble doing so. I really could have used this last new year’s. Hope it finds you when you need it. Ag
Dec 31st
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2010: Closing cycles « Paulo Coelho's Blog →
I’ll be posting some quotes from this today, but good reading for anyone who is using the end of the year as an opportunity to turn the page, and especially for those who should be but are having trouble doing so. I really could have used this last new year’s. Hope it finds you when you need it. Ag
Dec 31st
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I just woke up...
went to check my phone and proceeded to drop it on my face. Ow. Well played, 2010. Making your final marks while you still can. Ag
Dec 31st
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I just woke up...
went to check my phone and proceeded to drop it on my face. Ow. Well played, 2010. Making your final marks while you still can. Ag
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Happy New Year, Earth!
It’s 2011 in New Zealand. This year is over! Ag
Dec 31st
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Happy New Year, Earth!
It’s 2011 in New Zealand. This year is over! Ag
Dec 31st
12 notes
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I was raised Catholic. It didn't stick.
Her: Sorry, Dude. And yes, I use "dude" in conversation.
Me: I'm pretty sure I used "dude" in confession once. I was a really awful Catholic.
Dec 31st
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http://threewords.me/anthonygiffen →
Yup. Why not? If formspring and ask are both too intimidating, here’s a chance for you to destroy or build my ego with only three words. Have fun. Be as kind or mean as you want. Just be honest, please. Ag
Dec 31st
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I was raised Catholic. It didn't stick.
Her: Sorry, Dude. And yes, I use "dude" in conversation.
Me: I'm pretty sure I once used "dude" in confession once. I was a really awful Catholic.
Dec 31st
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In Seven Hours It Will Be 2011 In New Zealand.
I’m waking up at 6:00 a.m., dropping a kiwi fruit in my living room, and kissing motherf*&%^*g 2010 goodbye! Ag (And while we’re at it, 2009 sucked a$$ so I’m saying f*&$ off to that year again too!)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Did you know...
That if a cover band plays Billy Joel’s “Captain Jack” at a local theme park, the singer will change the word “masturbate” to “contemplate.” But if you download “Captain Jack” for Rock Band, masturbate stays in there.  And at that theme park, “Smoke your pot” becomes “Smoke a lot” while in Rock Band the lyric remains...
Dec 31st
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“There’s a difference between childish people and childlike people. I have...”
– Ag
Dec 30th
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