February 2012
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Vulture
[vul-cher] n.  1. any of several large, primarily carrion-eating Old World birds of prey of the family Accipitridae, often having a  naked head and less powerful feet than those of the related  hawks and eagles. 2. The majority of people on television at this moment. Usage: Courtney Hazlett is a talentless vulture who feeds off the fame of others.
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ventriloquiet: once i break up with people i refuse to call them by their names and just refer to them as ‘my ex-boyfriend’ I do a similar thing, but I refer to my exes as “that Victoria’s Secret Angel, whatshername? You know, the one who breaks up with guys if they’re just too well endowed and rich?” I also tell people I live in a castle and have super strength. Ag
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megamindy asked: Just to clarify a little on the contraception issue- this mostly affects (effects? I never know. I'm terrible) the actual Catholic church as an employer. So right now, if you work for the Catholic church full time they won't cover conraception, but if you are choosing to work for the church the chances are that you are Catholic and following a pretty big Catholic teaching. Plus, this way...
Feb 10th
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Just saw an in theater trailer for "The Phantom...
Oddly, Jar-Jar was not featured. And for those keeping track, in the mind of George Lucas, “Star Wars” was deeply flawed and can never been seen in its original form again. But “The Phantom Menace?” All it was missing was 3-D. I’m going to wake up and it’s going to be 1994 and none of this is going to have happened, right!? Ag
Feb 10th
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BREAKING VIA AP: "A person familiar with the... →
inothernews: For fuck’s sake. Announcement set for later today. So, what are we going to do for the employees who are outraged that their employers whined and complained their way out of having to provide basic health care for the employees they insure in a country where employer based health care is the only option? Nothing. Right. Because even if the vast majority of people in the united...
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“There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there.”
– Bruce Lee (via observedintoexistence)
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Tickets Available!
Love theater? Love me? Hate Central Florida and would like to journey to a magical happy land known as Maycomb, Alabama in the 1930s? Then come see me say the “N-word” repeatedly in “To Kill A Mockingbird!” Let me know if you’re coming to a show and I can work the name of your tumblr into one of Bob Ewell’s racist incoherent rambles! “To Kill a...
Feb 10th
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Rick Santorum: When the Anti-Choice Choose →
The procedure, whereby labor is induced to remove the fetus before it has any chance of surviving on its own, is considered by Mr. Santorum to be a ‘partial-birth abortion’, and he is correct. He also personally authorized one to save his wife, whom he loves. Mr. Santorum is opposed to any and all forms of abortion. Incest? Too bad. Rape? Too bad. Twelve years old? Too bad. Wife, mother,...
Feb 9th
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“Don’t wish me happiness. I don’t expect to be happy all the time… It’s gotten...”
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via saddest-summer)
Feb 9th
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See, I'm playing an awful person in "To Kill A...
Child Actress: Hey! I like you!
Me: Aw. Thanks.
Child Actress: You're not a bad person. You're just playing a bad person.
Me: Thank you.
Child Actress: Actors aren't bad people.
Me: ...
Child Actress: Right?
Me: Right. Actors just act like bad people.
Child Actress: Right!
Me: Do you know what we DO call the bad people in theater?
Child Actress: What?
Me: Directors.
Child Actress: ...
Me: That's funny kid. Trust me.
Child Actress: Kay.
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Last Sunday's New Ducky Post
New Ducky Posts Every Sunday At wellthatsjustducky! wellthatsjustducky: Me: Hey, Duck. I’ve got some news. The Lady is going to move in with us. Ducky: Really? I thought your relationship was on hold until she was out of middle school.  Me: … Ducky: Does her guidance counselor approve? Me: Ha, ha. She’s not that young. Ducky: Didn’t you get her pajamas with feet for Christmas?  Me: … ...
Feb 8th
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notentirely replied to your post: TMI Tuesday alright… let see… most embarrassing romantic moment juxtaposed with your fondest romantic memory. Fondest: I’ve had a few, and “romantic” means different things to different people. Recently I got to watch the Electrical Water Pageant At Walt Disney World from the beach at the Polynesian Resort. That Pageant is a strong memory of...
Feb 8th
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hoarr replied to your post: TMI Tuesday Nope. None at all. Nothing on my mind. No no no. Zip. Zero. Nada. What a pointless, unnecessary response. The only thing I can imagine that would be even less valuable would be if I wasted my readers’ time by responding to your response and posting it here. Ag
Feb 8th
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TMI Tuesday
Questions? I can attempt to answer in an entertaining manner. Ag
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“As I looked backward and forward in time, however, I had to face this awkward...”
– David Frum (via azspot)
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