January 2012
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“Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your...”
– Joan Rivers (via fuckyeahartisticinspiration)
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pvlse:
im dropping out of school and becoming a porn star
youll find me under the name Edgar Allen Hoe
I am writing you to inform you that you must immediately stop using the name “Edgar Allen Hoe” as it is an obvious attempt to capitalize on my well established popularity in the adult entertainment industry. Sincerely, Edgar Allen Pole
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Famous Exchange From "To Kill A Mockingbird"
Boo Radley: (knocks)
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, excuse me, Mr. Finch?
Atticus: Yes?
Boo: Um, do you have a pet mockingbird?
Atticus: Yes.
Boo: ...
Atticus: ...
Boo: I'm scared of bats.
Atticus: ...
Boo: You know, a mockingbird can look a lot like a bat?
Atticus: ...
Boo: Especially when it's flying right at you, trying to make a nest in your hair.
Atticus: ....
Boo: Or even if it's just sitting harmlessly in a cage on a country lawyer's porch.
Atticus: ...
Boo: ...
Atticus: So you...
Boo: Clubbed your pet mockingbird to death with a croquet mallet.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Surprising amount of blood in a mockingbird.
Atticus: ...
Boo: Oops.
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“Hello. We’ve never met before but I’ll be calling you a nigger...”
– Me at my first rehearsal for “To Kill A Mockingbird.”
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*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.
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sammy-jo-jo asked: You really summed up the recovery process of depression in a beautiful way. I'm glad to read that you are no longer defined by despair. Diseases of a psychological nature leave deep scars, but those scars remind us where we have been and what we have overcome. I hope you, like me, will look back at those scars and think "Damn, if I can heal from that, I can get through anything." I...
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10,000 Posts: Divorce, Depression, and a Dog
Well That’s Just Great was born on August 3, 2009. 10,000 posts later, here we are. I’ve been thinking about trying to do one of those milestone posts. I wanted to create one of those deep, funny, touching essays that at my best I do pretty well. I tried to create something that wove together the most significant themes of the last two and a half years: the end of my marriage and my...
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Installing Tumblr Savior
fyeahlilbitoeverything:
menshevixen:
Because godDAMN I do not care even a LITTLE about Sherlock Holmes and Eggs Benedict Cucumberpatch.
Like his acting is super good but for the love of christ I look at him and I’m like “Really?”
Yeah…I tried too. But they don’t tag their posts so it still overwhelms!!!
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Went to audition for Atticus Finch. Got cast as...
Because it’s hard to see me as one of the most noble, heroic characters ever written. But ignorant, racist hillbilly who lives in the city dump and physically abuses his own daughter?
Apparently I pull that off rather convincingly.
Ag
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About to audition for a show...
because It’s been too long since I was thoroughly rejected or grudgingly accepted as the least worst option a director can find.
10,000th Post Coming Up
I should probably do something special. But what?
“To those who say that our expenditures for Public Works and other means for...”
– FDR (via azspot)
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talkdiirty asked: Which board game would make a great movie?
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Young man...
I don’t know exactly what is the right amount of body wash one needs to wear to attract the specific duck faced, fake tanned, food court inhabiting middle school truants you wish to impregnate and abandon, but when you wear so much that I am unable to smell ANYTHING emanating from the Auntie Anne’s while I am standing right next to it…Auntie Anne’s, a kiosk whose entire...
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Ever wonder if you're going to hell?
Answer these questions:
1) Are you in front of me at the drive through window?
2) Were you given your food over 30 seconds ago?
3) Is your car STILL at the window because instead of pulling away immediately you are first distributing the food to everyone in your car?
If you answered yes to all of these questions, yes, you are going to hell.
The worst part. Like the room with Hitler,...
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“You are the funniest manager I have ever worked for!”
– An employee in my organization speaking to me and apparently mispronouncing the phrase, “You are the funniest PERSON I have ever MET!”
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Anonymous asked: did u lose weight?
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