You know what’s sad though? People who really know Washoe know she was being sarcastic.
Ass monkey.
Ag
favorite sex position?
AnonymousOh, I like ‘em all. I just always ask if she is running any specials this week. I’m
not made of money.
just wanted to drop by and say you have a great blog, great sense of humor and a great title/url. and your blog is smart too! not nearly enough of that around Tumblr. so yeah great stuff!
Thank you. And thank you for calling my blog smart even after several days of stupid food puns!
Ag
Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow - whether there is a market for it or not! The kick of creation is the act of creating, not anything that happens afterward. I would tell all of you watching this screen: Before you go to bed, write a four line poem. Make it as good as you can. Don’t show it to anybody. Put it where nobody will find it. And you will discover that you have your reward.
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Kurt Vonnegut (via theprospectofvanishingforever) (Source: humanmindinformaldehyde) |
god what book do i put as my favorite book for my usc application my god i have so many but i’ll be judged way too harshly someone give me a book im drawing a blank on what ive even read H-A-L-P
BRO. HAMLET.
Books that, for different reasons, won’t make the impression you’re going for.
Mien Kampf
The Hungry Caterpillar
The phone book
The Owner’s Manual for a 1971 Impala
The Anarchist’s Cookbook
Your handwritten notebook of people who are gonna “get it one day if it’s the last thing I do.”
Hairy Potter and the Deathly Swallows.
Ag
You're not a very pretty man. But you are remarkably cute, with a lovely profile and a sweet smile. I'm glad you are happier now. :)
AnonymousNow THIS IS WHAT I’M LOOKING FOR! ;-)
And thanks for saying I have a nice profile. However I have avoided posting any true profile pictures of me. I won’t go further than 3/4. With a nose like this a profile shot just makes my face look like it has an enormous handgrip.
Ag
As an observer of sanitary conditions, I agree with you on the whole kid sitting on the counter thing. Parents: the world is not your daycare. And if having kids means that they're too busy to act decent in public, they're too busy to have kids. I swear. Some people need to take a test in public behavior before they're allowed to even ovulate. This blog is hilarious, by the way.
AnonymousGetting concerned. This is how it starts isn’t it? Three years of trying to get the blog noticed and forge an identity and I’m about to become “The internet guy who hates parents” aren’t I?
“Numa Numa” it ain’t. But on a related note, every ask sent to me should end with “this blog is hilarious.” Or “you’re a very pretty man.”
