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This isn’t healthy, Mr. Vice President. We’ve never even met.
Ag

This isn’t healthy, Mr. Vice President. We’ve never even met.

Ag

speedforceorg:

Mecha-#Batman #sdcc http://instagram.com/p/q2LL9Vjcoz/

I take it all back. Ben Affleck looks AMAZING as Batman.

speedforceorg:

Mecha-#Batman #sdcc http://instagram.com/p/q2LL9Vjcoz/

I take it all back. Ben Affleck looks AMAZING as Batman.

Um…okay…I guess we’ll wait in the bar? #GetComfy #GonnaBeAwhile (at Lighthouse Cafe of Sanibel)

Um…okay…I guess we’ll wait in the bar? #GetComfy #GonnaBeAwhile (at Lighthouse Cafe of Sanibel)

lyssabby-tgod:

You ever get a gut feeling something isn’t right?

The question is, “What’s it like to NOT have that feeling?”

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
wellthatsjustducky:

Me: You look happy.
Ducky: I am happy.
Me: Why?
Ducky: Because you look happy.
Me: I am happy.
Ducky: Why?
Me: I looked over and you looked happy.
Ducky: And that made you happy?
Me: Yup.
Ducky: That makes me happy.
Me: And that makes me happy.
Ducky: Which in turn makes me happy.
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: We should try to look happy more often.
Me: Agreed.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: So it’s agreed. We’re getting rid of the cat.
Me: ‘Fraid not.
Ducky: Dang.
Me: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Ducky.
Ducky: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Daddy.
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Me: You look happy.

Ducky: I am happy.

Me: Why?

Ducky: Because you look happy.

Me: I am happy.

Ducky: Why?

Me: I looked over and you looked happy.

Ducky: And that made you happy?

Me: Yup.

Ducky: That makes me happy.

Me: And that makes me happy.

Ducky: Which in turn makes me happy.

Me:

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: We should try to look happy more often.

Me: Agreed.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: So it’s agreed. We’re getting rid of the cat.

Me: ‘Fraid not.

Ducky: Dang.

Me: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Ducky.

Ducky: Thanks for making me happy by being you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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I assume you mean other than the fact that it’s not funny.

I assume you mean other than the fact that it’s not funny.

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Thanks for the wraning. Tarffic was afwul.  (at Ocoee Fla)

Thanks for the wraning. Tarffic was afwul. (at Ocoee Fla)

In Olaf’s defense, it is a confusing sign. #olafsummervacation #pull #dontpull (at Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular)

In Olaf’s defense, it is a confusing sign. #olafsummervacation #pull #dontpull (at Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular)