Well, That's Just Great
It’s Spanish for “The Safe.” #SameJoke #EveryTrip #electronic #safe #elsafe (at Disney Dream - Port Canaveral, FL)

It’s Spanish for “The Safe.” #SameJoke #EveryTrip #electronic #safe #elsafe (at Disney Dream - Port Canaveral, FL)

Anthony Giffen (left) and unidentified friend. #HeyIUsedToTalkAboutHimALot

Anthony Giffen (left) and unidentified friend. #HeyIUsedToTalkAboutHimALot

The always appreciated “I know what’s going on in your life right at this moment so why don’t I play THIS!?” iPod shuffle feature! #WellPlayed #cruise #dcl

The always appreciated “I know what’s going on in your life right at this moment so why don’t I play THIS!?” iPod shuffle feature! #WellPlayed #cruise #dcl

If you think of it later can you remind me..

How 90% of my conversations with Gizmo begin. Followed by things like…

  • to put the laundry in the dryer.
  • to call my parents.
  • to set the DVR.
  • to give Ducky a bath.
  • to take my allergy medication.
  • that I’m lactose intolerant.
  • to keep applying pressure so I don’t bleed out.

On a related note, marriage to me is a joy.

I had a weird dream that I made out with you last night and I thoroughly freaked myself out

Sincere Response: Some people would say that means something, unironichashtags. I tend to believe you just happened think about a post of mine right before falling asleep so your brain incorporated it into your dream. And since this is tumblr, if something similar happens tonight you will probably dream that you are making out with a social justice blogging pansexual who’s really into Night Vale and Pokemon.

Ag Style Answer: I’m afraid you misspelled “incredibly satisfying.” It’s not spelled W-E-I-R-D.

audramcdonaldsbelt:

PSA that all theatre is valuable, quality is subjective, an imperfect show never hurt anybody, and we don’t talk about spider-man

wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: That’s my ball.
Me: Yes it is.
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.
Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.
Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?
Me: …
Ducky: …
Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?
Ducky: …
Me: …
Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.
Me: Yes it does.
Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.
Me: Yup.
Ducky: …
Me: The deep squeak pleases me.
Ducky: I could tell.
Me: …
Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 
Me: I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: I love you, Daddy.
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: That’s my ball.

Me: Yes it is.

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: Trespassing and stealing. Nice.

Me: Penny is an invited guest. She’s not trespassing.

Ducky: Which makes stealing my ball even worse. Are we living in a society here or not?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: Isn’t that Penny’s fuzzy you’ve got there?

Ducky:

Me:

Ducky: It makes a neat squeak.

Me: Yes it does.

Ducky: Deeper than the squeak my toys make.

Me: Yup.

Ducky:

Me: The deep squeak pleases me.

Ducky: I could tell.

Me:

Ducky: The concept of hypocrisy exists within a grey area of canine society, Daddy. 

Me: I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

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Birth control
Cars
Medical treatment
A little peace of mind
A quarter
  1. Birth control
  2. Cars
  3. Medical treatment
  4. A little peace of mind
  5. A quarter

haveahiddles:

not-safe-for-earth:

ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

This is amazing. #rocketrescuerangers

Disney and Marvel mashups, LOVE IT.

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future