Well, That's Just Great

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I wish I had the insight of all of the smartest people on the internet and the certitude of all the morons.

- Ag

The internet has changed everything!

50 years ago if you were a bigoted, ignorant moron chances were pretty good you were the only one who really knew.

Today it appears you’re the only one who doesn’t know.

On a related note, you really should reconsider actively participating in the comment threads on your favorite sites.

Seriously.

1) your account name is pretty great. 2) why are we not friends.

Sincere Response:

  1. Thanks! 
  2. Probably because you look like you’re so young that if I started saying we were “friends” I would find myself finally tagged with the “creepy” label I have fought so hard to avoid getting during my five years as “The Old Guy On Tumblr.” Now if you’ll excuse me I probably need to do something involving medicare and my prostate or something.

Ag Style Response:

  1. Yes. Yes it is.
  2. Your mother has forbidden it up until now. But I’ll wake her up and ask her again in the morning.
nudityandnerdery:

feigenbaumsworld:

Jean Grey? Not surprised, but Groot?! Haha! Yes.
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nudityandnerdery:

feigenbaumsworld:

Jean Grey? Not surprised, but Groot?! Haha! Yes.

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(Source: days-of-an-entp)

Catching Up

  • Jesus: Hi, I'm Jesus Christ.
  • Pete: Wow! You're back!
  • Jesus: Yep. Yep. So what's been going on?
  • Pete: ...don't you know all?
  • Jesus: It's complicated. Suffice it to say I could know all, but what's the fun in that? No surprises. Dad, the Holy Ghost and I did give free will partially so we could wager on what choices you'd all make.
  • Pete: And?
  • Jesus: You'll never go broke betting on humans to make the selfish, stupid choice is all I'll say.
  • Pete: Okay.
  • Jesus: Actually I've kept my nose out of all the stuff done in my name. Figured I'd get frustrated if I watched to closely. "Hey! I wouldn't do that!" and what have you.
  • Pete: Probably a smart move.
  • Jesus: But I know how humans are with patterns and anniversaries so I figured what better day to return to earth than the anniversary of the day I was crucified?
  • Pete: Okay.
  • Jesus: Wipe out the bad memory with a good one, you know?
  • Pete: Isn't that what Easter does?
  • Jesus: Easter? The pagan thing with the rabbit and the eggs? You all glommed that onto me?
  • Pete: Kinda. Peeps taste good.
  • Jesus: Pardon?
  • Pete: Never mind.
  • Jesus: Anyway, does this anniversary day have a catchy name too?
  • Pete: Yeah. Good Friday.
  • Jesus: ...
  • Pete: ...
  • Jesus: What was that?
  • Pete: Good Friday.
  • Jesus: GOOD Friday?
  • Pete: What's wrong?
  • Jesus: No, no, nothing's wrong. It just seems like an odd name. I mean, it wasn't a very good day for me, you know.
  • Pete: I think it's called that because you died for our sins so it's good for us.
  • Jesus: ...
  • Pete: ...
  • Jesus: Well that's a little self absorbed, isn' it?
  • Pete: I dunno. It's just what the church calls it.
  • Jesus: I mean how about "Rough But Necessary Friday?" Or "Jesus and the Horrible, Terrible, No Good Day?"
  • Pete: That's like a kid's book title.
  • Jesus: I know. I was using it to illustrate the point.
  • Pete: You know the titles of kids books but not the name of the day you were crucified?
  • Jesus: First, I told you I've kept out of religion. Everyone is allowed their passions. Even Christ.
  • Pete: Ha!
  • Jesus: What?
  • Pete: Passions..it's just...never mind.
  • Jesus: And secondly I DO know the name of the day I was crucified. It was called "The crappy day I got nailed to a cross...I think it was a Friday but who cares what day of the week it was, I was nailed to a cross Friday."
  • Pete: Sorry.
  • Jesus: It's fine. I'm guessing I'm going to find a few places where the church and I differ. Thanks for being willing to talk. Can we continue this chat over a hamburger?
  • Pete: Uh..no. It's Friday during Lent.
  • Jesus: So?
  • Pete: Uh oh.
I guess we’re each coping with the passing of the Ultimate Warrior in our own way. And if wearing his face as a shirt helps you get through the night…

I guess we’re each coping with the passing of the Ultimate Warrior in our own way. And if wearing his face as a shirt helps you get through the night…

Personally I love wheat wearing eye shadow.
Ag

Personally I love wheat wearing eye shadow.

Ag

(Source: cartoonpolitics)

mariswicks:

batmanfights:

This is by Maris Wicks, whose name is conspicuously absent.
http://mariswicks.tumblr.com/

Thanks Jesse! People kept telling me they’ve seen this on tumblr, and NOW I KNOW WHY.I love sharing art (my own and others), but please keep the original source. It’s really not that hard.

mariswicks:

batmanfights:

This is by Maris Wicks, whose name is conspicuously absent.

http://mariswicks.tumblr.com/

Thanks Jesse! People kept telling me they’ve seen this on tumblr, and NOW I KNOW WHY.

I love sharing art (my own and others), but please keep the original source. It’s really not that hard.

(Source: chaosconqueso)

r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

r-e-f-u-s-i-n-g-to-sink:

rnaddison:

armintyfresh:

The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.

the canadians have fallen

the canadians have fallen

(Source: kungfusnowqueen)