Well, That's Just Great
wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Hey, Daddy?
Me: Yes?
Ducky: Thhhhhhhppt!
Me: Almost done, Ducky.
Ducky: If you thought I was thirsty, I appreciate the thought. But water goes in the Ducky, not on the Ducky.
Me: Not this water.
Ducky: Ah. 
Me: You needed a bath. It’s been weeks.
Ducky: I see. I had not considered that. In that case allow me to reconsider.
Me: …
Ducky: Upon further reflection, thhhhhhhppt, thhhhhhhppt!
Me: Almost done. I love you, Ducky.
Ducky: Thhhhhhhppt!
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wellthatsjustducky:

Ducky: Hey, Daddy?

Me: Yes?

Ducky: Thhhhhhhppt!

Me: Almost done, Ducky.

Ducky: If you thought I was thirsty, I appreciate the thought. But water goes in the Ducky, not on the Ducky.

Me: Not this water.

Ducky: Ah. 

Me: You needed a bath. It’s been weeks.

Ducky: I see. I had not considered that. In that case allow me to reconsider.

Me:

Ducky: Upon further reflection, thhhhhhhppt, thhhhhhhppt!

Me: Almost done. I love you, Ducky.

Ducky: Thhhhhhhppt!

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Him: I'm afraid it's a case of murder!
Her: Murder most foul?
Him: Eeeeeeeeeeh. I wouldn't go that far. More like murder fairly foul. Could be fouler.
Who knew Paige was a legit seven footer?!

Or that Lesnar match really took a toll on Taker.

Who knew Paige was a legit seven footer?!

Or that Lesnar match really took a toll on Taker.

Nice of Orlando to finally officially welcome me! #Ag  (at Lake Eola Park)

Nice of Orlando to finally officially welcome me! #Ag (at Lake Eola Park)

Yesterday’s new Ducky post!

Ag

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

your fav childhood memory?
Anonymous

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

nomnivore1:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

via



*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Take the system and use it to beat the system senseless.

nomnivore1:

lejacquelope:

portugoose:

nickiminajpooping:

pleatedjeans:

via

image

*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Take the system and use it to beat the system senseless.

Best Buy Employee: Can I help you, sir?

Me: Yes. I’m not completely satisfied with my new iPhone.

Best Buy Employee: Too long? Too thin? Not enough heft?

Me: No. It’s just that this new iPhone seems to have been made with absolutely no thought to how I am supposed to transport my favorite dust particles and air bubbles with me over the next two years.

Best Buy Employee: Ah! We have something that can take care of that!

strawberrypostal:

shitkenyalikes:

MOVIE POSTERS AS NEON SIGNS BY MR. WHAITE

Son of a bitch I love all of these.